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So it's the first date Lovely restaurant, cosy corner-candles, scented roses, man on piano playing love songs. Perfect! We are both being careful with the cutlery (first impressions and all of that). She looks stunning in that little number...
but "Why is she looking at me like That" ?
From a girl's point of view, the first date can be an electrifying adventure. The possibilities are endless and when she has something to say she let him know... but it is the first date, so she does so.... with her eyes!
1. She looked like she was gazing into my eyes. She isn't mentally planning our wedding. is she? I don't even know her middle name yet!
I wasn't 'gazing'! I was searching for a mental connection silly. I am thoroughly enjoying our conversation and intrigued by how much you know about the presidential elections, but I wonder... baby, are you just as intelligent in the bedroom? Are you thinking what am thinking dude?
2. Her eyes kept rotating between my eyes and my lips (she looked bloody sexy every time her eyes lowered and then reconnected with my eyes)
Hello!!! It isn't rocket science. Eyes, lips, eyes - Dude, kiss me! Maybe be polite about it mentally and give soft, suggestive, potentialy mind blowing kisses, then expunge my lipstick with a bit of tounge wrestling! P.S maybe on the 7th date, I could what else that tongue of yours can do!
3. My hands! Damn it! Perhaps I ought to fire my manicurist! Does the sight of my rough hands repulse her?
Absolutely not! Some girls like gentle looking, well-manicured fingers, and so do I. Apparently that's symbolic of tenderness. Your soft caresses on my sensitive areas would be delightful. However, do you know what I like more than gentle looking fingers? Your big, rough looking hands (nice manicure, by the way)! Yet the roughness is the tell tale signs that I wll feel dainty, sexy and protected in your arms. As for the size, lets just say the 'scissors' position will fill me up nicely!
4. OK........ there must be a stain on my shirt. My nervous fingers were a bit clumsy with the soup.
There is, but at this point, I don't care! I wonder what's underneath that shirt. Damn this formal dinner and your suit! Are you nice and lean with shocking manly strength or big and 'muscly' with lots of corners to bite on? I am ever so curious.
5. So I am throbbing hard! I am so embarassed. Perhaps her eyes strayed unintentionally! She must think I'm some sick freak who just wants some...
Au contraire sexy, if this date were some sort of ploy to negotiate an overdue promotion at work, or to win a bet, then perhaps I would think so. I am relieved and excited. I searched your eyes and yes, we are on te same page.... obviously! Your lips - tonight I get to taste your sugar, sugar! Those rough hands will certainly drive my sensitivity wild (if they do, please let your mouth have a go as well). I will find out what lies beneath that suit and I made a bet with my alter egothat your enormous fngers are probably mini versions of your........love stick and hurray, tonight I will find out.....if you try hard enough. I mean, dude, I don't want to come across as easy, right?!
So guys, if such a night happened to you and you still managed somehow to go home to a cold shower, then shame on you!...