Every guy should pray to date the first kind at least once during his lifetime. And to mary the second kind because she's the type that will still love him when he's fifty and can't always get up.
So how will you know df she's Miss Oh-So-Wrong-But-Damn-She's-Kinky?
1. She Always says "WHY not tonight, I ache for you " instead of "NOT tonight, I have a headache".
2. She promptly rolls over and falls asleep, without asking for cuddles and small talk.
3. She swallows!
4. She says "shut up and FUCK" when you try to whisper sweet nothings.
5. She brings toys.
6. She ALWAYS answers to your booty calls.
7. She isn't at all interested in meeting your family or your friends.
8. She never complains when you fail to say those three little words.
9. She tells you honestly that size DOES matter.
10. She leaves you in the end for that guy in her gym wih the "big package"